Eat Pecans, not Almonds

Update on news page- Rant warning. You've been warned.

But for today, I have pancake recipes and glad tidings. Eat more beef, women should not be vegan. If you cannot contact me and you are wondering about the previous statement, tough toodles and do some intereting googling. If you can contact me, you probably already know what went down, or know better than to ask.

Teens shouldn't go vegan.
Wild Fish is hard to find.
Eating too much spinach can retard vitamin absorption. But it could be less worse.
Too little fat or protein can mess a woman up.
Absorb calcium, but wisely.
Over cooking tomatoes is like adding Accent to your meal -

Yep. When it's in its bound (bound to other amino acids) natural form ( nuts and grains and seeds are solid and have fiber which slow down digestion), it will take time for the body to assimilate the glutamate. The less processed a food is, the less likely it has been changed into a form more readily absorbed by the bloodstream immediately, such as in overcooked soups, overripe tomatoes. The action of high heat with liquid, chemicals, enzymes, and bacteria break down the protein.

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I had a dream a couple nights ago where I was walking in woods with exposed roots. Only lots of the roots were really writhing snakes. I can't remember it all, but for some reason I had to either pass through the wood or gather some roots. Either way, I hate snakes. We're talking rain forest, rattlesnakes, diamondbacks, everything but cobras. Makes my skin crawl. Some of them were illusions, some weren't.

Been having lots of disturbing dreams lately, like being late for work, people being violently ill, being back in middle school, and my husband teaching a sixth grade math class. Very bad dreams. I blame Oliver Stone and Barton Fink.

Anyway, I promise pancakes and funny papers!

PANCAKES

Thin Pancakes
Butter your way

**EDIT- on second thought, a lot.. no, all of these are pretty mature comics.. so stuff like QoW, GU, PvP, PA, SP... ugh.. ok, all my favorites can be pretty vile. Dont' be a prude and click these for your laughs. You'll get shocked or something. They're pretty very pretty funny. :)

COMICS

****Order of the Stick - mwf
***Angel Moxie-mwf
***AppleGeeks-bi weekly
**GU Comics-m-f
*MacHall-doesn't update often.
*****PvP Online-DAILY
*WTF Comics-doesn't update often, bi-monthly?
**Penny Arcade-normally mwf or something like it.
*****Queen of Wands -daily reruns
*****Girl Genuis - m w f
*****Something Positive - updates at least daily



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Moral of the Story: Eat more pancakes with your funnies!